Tuesday, June 26, 2007 10:56 PM
codingsanity
In defense of the α-Geek
There has been a scurrilous, underhanded (and very funny) assault on Alpha-geekdom by Craig recently. I'd just like to stand up for α-geeks, as opposed to his pathetic ω-geeks. Yes, I am indeed inordinately proud of my CodeProject article. I get irritated by people talking about datasets already, I very rarely go to conferences because I'm too busy coding, and what the hell is wrong with reading? Hell, I have a stack of books on my table right now. Downloading porn? Well that would just take bandwidth away from important stuff, and there's no point in watching old sci-fi series, since I've memorized them all.
As for getting laid, well my ex-girlfriend dumped me to rather go spend some quality time in war zones and anyway my cat doesn't like stangers. I'm on FaceBook, have 5 email accounts and keep wondering which drugs I need to take in order to be able to get more quality development time in. When you say "Sometimes we even get away from our computers altogether" you have to realise that in my case this would be impossible, as my cellphone is a relatively powerful computer in it's own right, running a beta operating system too!
PS. Yes I've just posted a slew of posts, and yes, I'm sorry, but today is cleaning out the trash day, time to either publish or kill half-finished posts.
PPS. Did I mention that I have a CodeProject article?
Filed under: Community, P***ing contest, I have a CodeProject Article!, Humour