I rock at Basic!
Oh man! I gotta get me one of these! I remember this from when my dad used to bring his work IBM XT home, and we would play Frogger and Digger and Montezuma's Revenge BOOTED from a 5 inch floppy! Good times!
http://www.glarkware.com/securestore/c181845p16832516.2.html
Found here: http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000693.html