Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox
Put away your photo edited Hoff pics and make way for the latest internet retro-celebrity glorification. It’s Chuck Norris and he’s roundhouse kicking his way into mailboxes across the world!
For those outside the loop (or who don’t receive a lot of mail) there are lists going around of Chuck Norris “facts” describing the most outrageous things about Chuck Norris mainly focusing on his killing ability. Examples include “The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain” and “Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice”
I think what’s really sad is that besides getting its own website (Chuck Norris Facts), which is almost obligatory in this day and age; you can get a t-shirt (custom or pre-made) with your favourite “fact”.
Merchandising has gone through its own industrial revolution and if you have an idea you can easily and cheaply put it on t-shirts, mugs, shoelaces, caps and key-rings.
Well, enjoy and 10 points to who guesses who the next retro-celebrity to be idolized is.
BTW, I know this isn’t new, but I’m tired and wanted to blog something.