Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Put away your photo edited Hoff pics and make way for the latest internet retro-celebrity glorification.  It’s Chuck Norris and he’s roundhouse kicking his way into mailboxes across the world!

For those outside the loop (or who don’t receive a lot of mail) there are lists going around of Chuck Norris “facts” describing the most outrageous things about Chuck Norris mainly focusing on his killing ability.  Examples include “The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain” and “Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice”

I think what’s really sad is that besides getting its own website (Chuck Norris Facts), which is almost obligatory in this day and age; you can get a t-shirt (custom or pre-made) with your favourite “fact”.

Merchandising has gone through its own industrial revolution and if you have an idea you can easily and cheaply put it on t-shirts, mugs, shoelaces, caps and key-rings.

Well, enjoy and 10 points to who guesses who the next retro-celebrity to be idolized is.

BTW, I know this isn’t new, but I’m tired and wanted to blog something.

Published Tuesday, February 21, 2006 11:44 PM by mailowl

Comments

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

MR. T is also doing the rounds ;)

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 7:28 AM by StevenMcD

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Yip, but not half as much.  But here's an interesting thought.  Who'd win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Mr T?

Wednesday, February 22, 2006 8:03 AM by mailowl

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

chuck is the man

Thursday, February 23, 2006 12:07 PM by Tyrel

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Riaan Cruywagen is the next hero!


Riaan Cruywagen is fluent in twenty seven of the eleven official languages.

Riaan Cruywagen knows the news before it happens.

Riaan Cruywagen is cryogenically frozen every night for EXACTLY eight hours. His brain impulses are monitored during this and used as templates for deciphering elaborate ancient manuscripts.

Riaan Cruywagen knew you would say that.

Thursday, February 23, 2006 1:34 PM by matt

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Haha Riaan rocks!

I love those juck norris facts :)

I once heard that he went to jail. Apparently he dropped the soap in the shower, and everyone bent over to pick it up.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 11:35 AM by TrXtR

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Here's a chuck norris joke: chuck norris went to tacho johns and ordered a big whopper, and he got one.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006 10:24 PM by Zicor

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Chuck Norris is the best!  If you put him next to Mr T it would look like 'honey i shrunk the ***'... hie hie

Friday, March 03, 2006 2:37 PM by Brenda

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - TWICE...

ACtually Chuck Norris died ten years ago, the grim reaper is just to afriad to tell him so...

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements, because the only element that Chuck recognizes is the element of suprise...

Sunday, March 05, 2006 1:13 AM by xtc

# re: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your mailbox

chuck Norris can divide by zero and no professor will argue with him..

Thursday, March 23, 2006 10:03 AM by Vu

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Luvin the Chuck !!!

Noah was the only man notified before Chuck Norris relieved himself in the Atlantic...

What an Idol...

Tuesday, March 28, 2006 3:06 PM by HeNMaN

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aPS4Ne Hi from Russia!

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