"Hey! Do I look like a tool to you?? I’m not a tool, I’m an ASSISTANT! Get it? I represent the future of human-computer interaction. Let’s face it, you’re only human, and you have no idea how computers actually work. Me on the other hand, I live in one! I interface with other systems on a daily basis! In fact, I eat APIs for breakfast! Go ahead, ask me something! I’m here to assist. I don’t have any buttons so you can’t click me. If you need something, just talk to me! You can reach me via Instant...