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Jeremy Clarkson is a twat …

… plain and simple!

What am I ranting about now you ask? Well, this http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/jeremy_clarkson/article5821586.ece?Submitted=true

Before you read any further … this is not going to be a friendly, pretend everything is happy kind of post. I try and stay out of these kinds of things but when ignorant pompous idiots shoot their mouths off over things they have no idea about it just makes my blood boil!

I used to like the guy, used to think quite highly of the man, never missed an episode of Top Gear; however I now view the him in a completely different light.

I now think he is an irresponsible twat!

Sure, I know it is probably a publicity stunt to get his ratings up … Same bollocks as when Gareth Cliff, a local saffir radio personality spews forth on his radio show about how he wishes all cyclists would get hit by a car and die …. but I think it is time that public personalities / celebrities start thinking more carefully about the shit they spew!

It is time to consider the actions of your spewing!

“Johannesburg is Milton Keynes with thunderstorms. You go out. You have a lovely ostrich. You drink some delicious wine and you walk back to your hotel, all warm and comfy. It’s the least frightening place on earth. So why does every single person there wrap themselves up in razor wire and fit their cars with flame-throwers…..”

Um what "reality" is this guy from?

I’ll tell you what reality … the kind where you get to stay in only the best hotels in the country. The kind where you get escorted back and forth between your hotel room by an armed guard. The kind where you fly in for a few days, get wined and dined on only the best food that only a tiny percentile of the country can afford and then fly out with warm fuzzy memories. The kind where you are so wrapped up in your little world you fail to understand the real reality!

It's all well and good spewing shit like this when you are a tourist living it up in the best hotels in the country but tell that to the millions of average people living the “rainbow dream”... The millions of people who fought for a cause they believed in only to watch it vanish amidst the constant and incessant political bribery & corruption.

And no, I am not being racist … this has nothing whatsoever to do with race, never has, never will. I am talking about black & white, tall & short, educated & not. These people have a whole different take on what reality is. It's easy for one pompous loud mouthed celebrity to spew garbage he has no idea about and can never ever understand because he spent a few days in the lap of luxury and was fortunate enough to get away unharmed.

I would never ever wish this on anybody, but I bet if he felt unsafe driving home alone at night for fear of “smash & grab” incidents around the next corner, if his family were murdered, if his wife was raped, his house broken in to by the private security company you pay money to for protection because the police are incompetent, he'd have a whole different story to tell!

Quite frankly it is fcking irresponsible to tell tourists to ignore common sense and to go to South Africa, and to stroll through the streets alone at night with a camera in plain sight, because it is “tranquil” and . Shit like that will get them killed. Fact. Try tell that to the family of the unsuspecting British tourist who was mugged, abducted, raped repeatedly and then killed only a year or so ago.

I know most saffirs, still living in their home country don't want to hear it and I appreciate that; but it is the truth and more often than not the truth is not a nice thing to hear. Living there faced with this kind of thing on a daily basis you have no choice but to put your head in the sand and learn to cope. For years & years I coped. I pretended that there weren’t problems. I pretended it was all just propaganda. I pretended to ignore the fact that I no longer listened to the news, no longer read the papers because it angered me each time. I pretended us privileged whities were simply over reacting.

But it is not so! It is a problem and the sooner the country stops bullshitting themselves and admits to the problem the sooner something can be done about it.

I recently got the opportunity to work on a project in New Zealand for two years. I left South Africa, not because I was running away, but for the opportunity this project provided …

Since arriving here and settling in I look around me every day in absolute amazement! No houses have burglar bars … anywhere! Let alone electrified fences and razor wire and alarm systems fit for bank. Cars are left unlocked in the shopping centre parking lots. Single woman walk about in town in the middle of the night with the advances of a drunken youth or two their biggest concern. Teenagers are not afraid to hitch and accepting a lift from a stranger is not unheard of. Here littering and drinking in public are the things that consume the most time of the competent, friendly and helpful police force!

In most countries rape / murder / armed robbery is still a big deal. In some countries they are horrified that the number of reported rapes last year has shot up to 50. 50 in a YEAR! I mean shit with 1 rape every couple of minutes in SA that's equivalent to a quiet month!

I love mountain biking … in Johannesburg however you cannot go riding on some of the lovely trails we have alone, because chances are good you will be walking home without your bike, shoes, cycling gear, cellphone … that’s if you’re lucky! In the past year I know of at least 20 incidents of people close to me (ie. not linked by 3 degrees of separation) where they have been bikejacked.

So if you cannot go mtb’ing alone, stick to the roads right? Wrong! With the complete and utter disregard for the laws of the roads in South Africa by an ever increasing number of aggressive gang lord taxi drivers who are set on intimidating all other drivers on the road into submission you’re not even safe there. I refer to the incident just last week where a taxi driver hooted repeatedly whilst accelerating directly at a high school pupil on a scooter, hitting her and killing her instantly. I wouldn’t be surprised to know that this very driver is still out there today intimidating and endangering the lives of others whilst some poor family mourns another senseless death.

The reason people wrap themselves up in razor wire Mr Clarkson is because in order to try protect those dear to you and the things you have worked incredibly hard for, you have to!

On a recent visit back to South Africa in December I was relieved of two laptops, a wallet, a passport in two different incidents in two different cities, in two different provinces. One attempted burglary at our house which we attempted to report to the police who never even bothered to show up followed the very next night by a successful burglary in spite of the razor wire, electrified fences, alarm systems, private security firms which we again attempted to report to the police only to be greeted by a police officer who could barely read or write and took two hours to write down a single A4 page statement which i dictated to him in painstaking detail.

Well Mr Clarkson, feel free to sell your beautiful beach house on whichever island it is you stay and move to the city you apparently love so much … that way you and yours can take wonderful sunset strolls knowing that you’re safe and sound! I’ll trade you any day, as will any one of the hundreds of thousands of saffirs leaving their beloved country every month!

Yes, let the hatred rain down … I’ve got big shoulders, I can take it.

If you don’t like what I have said here just remember it’s my opinion based on the facts as experienced by me …

You’re perfectly entitled to put your head back in the sand and pretend everything is dandy if you wish but it’s not for me. Oh and if you’re a foreigner who has never lived in South Africa for more than a few pampered days … don’t even dare comment on how “tranquil” you think the place is!

Comments

Ryan CrawCour said:

yeah i get Clarkson, i get the lighthearted and humorus nature of his tv show ... but that's where it should end IMHO.

being light hearted and humorous about a situation that he has no understanding of is uncalled for and irresponsible.

i love the show because it is a lighthearted and humorous look at something like motoring, so i will more than likely continue to watch the show but Mr Clarkson has fallen down a huge many rungs on my respected personality list.

# March 2, 2009 10:21 PM

Sean said:

What Clarkson was doing was puncturing the false idea that there are running gun battles on the streets, and muggers lurking around every corner. Simply put, that is a common thought of many foreigners, and it's not helped by panicky screeds like this one.

Clarkson was pointing out that is is actually possible to just relax and have a good time in Johannesurg, and I'd agree with him. Hell, it's what I've been doing for the last 15 years.

However, it is important to be careful, and perhaps he goes too much on saying it's too safe, since you DO need to be a bit on your guard a lot of the time.

I think the real problem with South African crime is not so much the incidence, but the violence associated with it.

However, many people let their fears get the better of them and hype up the situation to worse than it is. Is it bad? Yes, of course, but it is NOT constant murder and rapine on every street corner, which is what some ex-saffers would have you believe.

Clarkson may have gone too far the other way, but it was nice to have someone offering a contrary perspective for a change, to counteract the overblown negativity found in some quarters.

# March 3, 2009 7:35 AM

Ryan CrawCour said:

@Sean;

ok fair enough. happy to accept that. there is always two sides to every story and it is refreshing at times to see the other side; that it isn't always doom and gloom.

but his turning it in to a mockery and a joke is taking it too far. this is what i take issue with. it is irresponsible!

fair points though.

# March 3, 2009 9:57 AM

Ernst Kuschke said:

I thought that article was brilliant! It was really funny, and I do think that people in SA exagerate the violence we experience here.

Very few countries make their crime stats publicly available - the ones who do are all 1st world (very developed) countries. What this means is that SA rates worst among all these.

When last did you travel to South Amnerica, or Asia, or Eastern Europe even? Trust me: we don't know what crime is.

# March 3, 2009 11:48 AM

Ryan CrawCour said:

@Ernst

Sorry I cannot and will not accept this ... we do not over exagerate anything! Violent, senseless crime affects the lives of millions of South Africans every single day. Let me not get started on a rant again; but every single day many families have their lives destroyed for nothing.

I have travelled, a lot. Yes there is crime in every single country that I have been to, but none like the senseless madness that saffirs face on a daily basis.

You talk about Asia, with China making up the vast majority of the contient. China, a country where crime is most certainly frowned upon. A country that has one of the strictest zero tolerance toward crime of any sort, how do you justify that?

Perhaps I have been fortunate enough to only travel to 1st world countries as you put, and perhaps that's what makes them first world ... the fact that they have a handle on their crime situation, the fact that they have a police force that is competent, cares and wants to serve the public.

Maybe this is the true differentiator between first world and third world; and if this is so, then more so than ever before South Africa can most certainly never ever be described as first world!

# March 3, 2009 9:00 PM

Nicole said:

I totally agree.  He is a pompous, self inflated Twat. I suggest he takes his family only with him next time instead of a camera crew.  Good luck Arsehole !!!!!!!!!

# March 4, 2009 12:17 PM

Ryan CrawCour said:

this just in ... taken from a local community newspaper;

"Saturday morning 7th March. Attempted break into 39 Umfolosi Rd. At around 4am robbers tried to enter the back of the house from the road reserve side by cutting the electric fence. The electric fence alarm did not trigger as since been discovered that the wiring up of the fence was incorrect (this has now been rectified). The dog's barking must have kept robbers at bay as we were unaware of the attempt until the next morning. The owner feeling foolish for ignoring the dogs barking has bought the dog a large big steak as reward

Monday morning 2am 9th March. Dog again barking in the same corner as attempt on the 7th. Owner quietly approached the corner to asses if anybody was there. After about 10 minute of waiting, footsteps where heard just behind the house. Owner pushed panic button and instructed the responding iMvula units to check the road reserve area behind the house. Unfortunately no one was caught.

Following this report, residents in the general area between Umfolosi, Colenso, Howick and Brackenhill have been experiencing attempted burglaries, with one successful "fishing trip" scoring a laptop for the perpetrators.

The attempts are typically occurring between the hours of 01h30 and 03h30 in the morning. Please be very alert and ensure your security systems are armed. "

And people say i exaggerate the situation! people are not safe in their own houses when night after night after night assholes think they have the right to wander about your property shopping for whatever they wish! And best of all, the SAPS do ABSOLUTELY nothing about it. These incidents are reported by the community forum each and every time; yet the SAPS have not ever responded to a single one!

I think I rest my case!

# March 16, 2009 11:33 AM

David Wilson said:

Yes he is a twat.  In fact he is a psychopath because he relishes selfishness and rolls around in the dirty glory of making others look foolish.  If you look into psychiatry you will find he shows symptoms of psychopathy ie a psychopath.  He has to want to change as they say, but it is very unlikely.  Psychopathy is very difficult to cure.

# June 4, 2009 12:30 AM

J'BO said:

Agreed, a complete nob.

# July 25, 2009 7:41 PM
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