November 2005 - Posts - Developers Anonymous

November 2005 - Posts

What an event! Iwas lucky enough to attend the show and I can trueky say it was amazing! I think the only part that didn't appeal to me was the Biztalk Server segment.

It obviously had its funny points when the SQL kept "crashing" until the poor fellow finally realised that the SQL service had been stopped ;)

The best presenation for me was the VS2005 / SQL 2005 / WebServices demo. I have forgotten the guy's name (because I came back to work and stayed through the night), he's from America and in short he was just awesome. The entertainment was awesome, Ed Jordan presented and sang (what a pity), we had two sessions with a comedian and BEST of all, PRIME CIRCLE LIVE!

Thank you Microsoft for bringing PRIME CIRCLE live, and for the software, but especially Prime Circle.

Check http://www.sadeveloper.net/Forums/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=64839 for a live pic snapped by StevenMcD

Funny Real-Life Bumper Stickers

  • If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
  • You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
  • You are depriving some poor village of its IDIOT
  • All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
  • I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
  • So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute.
  • IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
  • Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
  • Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
  • Hang up and drive.
  • Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
  • It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
  • We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
  • Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
  • Happiness is seeing your boss's face on a milk carton.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
  • Horn broken, watch for finger
  • All Men are idiots & I married their king
  • If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished
  • Help wanted telepath: You know where to apply
  • Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot
  • Guns don't kill people, postal workers do
  • It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you
  • If we are aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot
  • Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math
  • Eve was Framed
  • I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
  • I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
  • Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
  • Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
  • Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
  • Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  • Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
  • Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
  • Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
  • All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
  • When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
  • I swerve and hit people at random.
  • If you don't like my driving, then stay off of the sidewalk!!
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
  • I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
  • She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the December Flower.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
  • I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.
  • Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains to be so popular?
  • Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
  • A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
  • Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
  • If they outlaw guns, can we use swords instead?
  • Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let him sleep.
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather -- not screaming and yelling like the other people in his car.
  • Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
  • Forget about world peace, visualize using your turn signal!
  • He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
  • I support publik edekasion.
  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
  • Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
  • Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!
  • I like you, but I wouldn't want you working with subatomic particles.
  • If you lived here, you'd be home by now..
  • Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
  • Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them!
  • Few women admit their age, few men act it.
  • The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
  • Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students.
  • According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
  • Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
  • "Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes."
  • "Cover me. I'm changing lanes."
  • As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
  • We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assmilated.
  • Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
  • Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
  • Warning: dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of "smart"?

 

 

<RANT>

Deployment Days are probably the most important in the life of a developer. Everything has been running brilliantly until one very intelligent person decides to alter an output file to make it more "user Friendly".

"HEELLLOOO IDIOT!! NO PERSON READS IT!!!!!!" Now SQL procedures are messed and people look at the developers as if we didn't do our job!

</RANT>

Someone asked me for my opinion one which I'd use, VS2003 with SQL 2000 or VS2005 with SQL Express. The only thing I could think of in my reply was the time constraint! Everything in me would be leaping toward VS2005 with SQL Express BUT the timeframe could be a problem if he has a timeframe. Not sure if he does. The only thing that would stop me from choosing VS2005 is a time constraint due to the fact that certain small syntax changes might be a pain.

Am I right in this train of thought? How many of you guys are lucky enough to be developing in VS2005 full time already?

Man o' MAN! This topic title is not to be taken 100% serious. Its figurative, before someone nails me from above!!!

I'm busy with project very quickly nearly its completion date. Like a good little developer, I'm about 1 day ahead of schedule. Another app of ours needed to be fixed ASAP and who gets it? The guy who knows nothing about this app. Not only does this app make use of Oracle (Which I've used before yesterday) but I understand nothing of the Business logic!

I told my manager, "Thanks for the trust and confidence but its dangerous because I'm not sure A) Whats actually wrong and B) Whats going on in the code"! To cut a very long story short I managed fix a problem but not the other 4! No worries though, the responsible kiddie came back to fix it up the following day (this morning).

Point is, does everyone else also have this? Are you working on a project minding your own business then suddenly, WHAM! You stuck with someone else's problem that they can't come fix because they are "too sick to work"?

Many people have different ideas on this one, to me, tuesdays are the worst. Excpet for this week!

Yesterday I got NO work done and just felkt completely drained then when I could go home home, all the traffic lights were out along marlboro and to top it someone had a tiny accident NEXT TO the highway but it seems every1 and their brother wanted to check it out!

Took me 40min to do 10km!!!!!

I like this tuesday!!! :)

Why is it in IT world we are always lookin to move on? I have setup an interview for later this week, it is a C# position which I've been trying to get for several months now. Yet I feel quiet guilty.

Guilty because a company gave me a chance to work for them. I needed a job and was hired as a VB.Net developer. This just isn't my passion but I couldn;t turn it down since I really needed to money and didn't have a job. Now I'm settled in the company and I'm handling a rather big project. Now after 4months I'm saying, "Its been fun, bye!"

But I'm still young and need to get into C# because that is where my true passion lies! Isn't life just plain nasty?!